Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Bridesmaids Pre-nup??

How far would you go to ensure that your wedding day was nothing less than perfect?

I was surfing the internet a while ago and i stumbled across something very interesting.... to be specific a Bridesmaid Pre-Nup!

They were saying how some brides actually setup a contract for their bridesmaids (mainly in the UK but I can see this taking off in alot more places) and can be drawn up and used as a legal document!

So here it is..........

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BRIDESMAID CONTRACT

I, .......... bridesmaid for ............., hereby swear that I will adhere to all of the following and all other unspoken duties as bridesmaid on and leading up to the wedding day, .......................

-- I will not gain more than 3 kilos between now and the wedding

-- I will not change my hair dramatically in colour, length or style without prior consultation with the bride

-- I will take extra care of my hair, skin and nails in the run up to the wedding

-- I will attend all pre-wedding events including bridal shower, hen night, dress fittings and makeup appointments

-- I will agree to wear a dress of the brides choosing, regardless of my own opinions about style or colour

-- I will not wear any extra accessories, items of clothing or jewellery at the wedding unless pre-approved by the bride

-- I will not intentionally fall pregnant before the wedding

-- I will do my best to support the bride in an eventuality

-- I will not consume more than 10 units of alcohol during the reception

-- I will not bring an inappropriate date to the wedding or reception

-- I will not make advances towards any inappropriate male guests attending the reception

-- I will not remove any item of my Bridesmaid outfit during the reception

-- I will keep my hair and makeup fresh at all times

-- I will be happy and positive at all times during the wedding and reception

-- I will not attempt to out-do the bride in any way



.......................................... (Bridesmaid)
(sign, print and date)



.......................................... (Bride)
(sign, print and date)


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Wasn't that interesting. I couldn't stop laughing when i read it. And i just had to show my bridesmaids. They also though it was hilarious. Luckily I'm not some crazed bridezilla, i won't be asking my girls to sign this, but i can imagine that some people would.


Crazy

8 comments:

  1. Wow goes to show how insecure some people are!!!

    Gee wiz, I am being maid of honour for my bestie only 2 weeks after my DUE date!!!! My bride is REALLY easy going *thumbsup*

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  2. That is unbelievable!!! If you're going to make her promise not to gain weight, fall pregnant, change her hair or remove any item of her outfit at the reception then you're WAY too anal. Bridesmaids beware!

    And if a bridesmaid has the potential to not care too much about showing up at the hen's night or other appointments, complain too much about the dress, get blind drunk, be inappropriate at the reception or attempt to out-do the bride, then she's not really bridesmaid material in the first place! Brides beware!

    Some weddings must be nightmares.

    Yours however will have a lovely Bride and lovely bridesmaids. And one Hunky Groom, of course!

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  3. SJ your Bride sounds great :) I hope my girls think i'm that easy going :)

    haha Givinya, your response made me laugh. Some people are really anal though, it's pretty crazy.

    And mine will surely be lovely, and i'l definitely have a hunky hubby :) He tried out his kilt the other day..... :D

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  4. ppsstt Caz... better keep an eye on Givinya.... she thinks your groom is hunky... hehe j/ks :)

    my personal favourite is the 'not making advances towards inappropriate male guests'.... hehe :)

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  5. haha taz!! I'll keep an eye on her ;) lol

    haha i like the "no inappropriate dates" part ;)

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  6. lol i would like to know what would classify as an "inappropriate" date.... just for future reference.... :) hehe

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  7. Ares. Yep, he's highly inappropriate.


    hehe :P

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  8. what?? you will deny me ARES????? *sobs in corner*
    hehe

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